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no drama just a kiss before ♪ you're the one that hey mama hey hey mama [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: mat kearney. thank you so much.

and, of course, mat kearney. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: hey, everybody, welcome. thank you for being here tonight. welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. hope you're feeling good. it's going to be a great show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] going to be good. hey, president obama celebrated his 50th birthday tonight in chicago. that's right. yep. obama cut the cake, then republicans cut everything else. [ laughter ] yeah. did you see this? while eating at a burger place today, president obama gave a free milkshake to an 11-year-old boy. not to be nice, he just wanted to get rid of it when he saw michelle coming. [ laughter ] quick -- take these cigarettes too. you shouldn't -- [ laughter ] -- smoke and drink milkshakes. i'm going to go have a water and a celery stick. [ laughter ] don't finish those cigarettes. [ laughter ] this is weird.

yesterday a peacock escaped from the central park zoo and wandered around the city -- either that, or i just saw a pigeon on his way to a gay pride parade. [ laughter and applause ] i didn't know what was -- i didn't know what was going on. i was like good for you -- go for it. [ applause ] speaking of new york, a new report found that the city's mta failed to alert subway riders about service changes most of the time. the mta was like that is not true. the information is clearly posted on our website [ mumbles ] [ laughter and applause ] .org. [ laughter ] listen to this. marvel comics just unveiled a new half hispanic spider-man named miles morales. yeah. in this version, spider-man faces his biggest challenge yet -- living in arizona. [ laughter ]

it's just -- it's just fantastic, really action packed. >> jimmy: hey, i just read this, you guys. a new study found that swearing doesn't make you feel better. but you know who disagrees with that? anyone who has ever stubbed their toe. [ laughter ] mother! [ laughter ] some celebrity news. heidi montag and spencer pratt say they are so broke that they're living at his parents' house. wow, my heart definitely goes out to them. and -- [ laughter ] -- and by them, i mean his parents. [ laughter ] hey, today is tony bennett's birthday, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. the great tony bennett turns 85 years old today. you know, i wish he was here so i could wish him a happy birthday in person. [ cheers and applause ] i know. it would be great if i could see him -- [ cheers and applause ] i want to wish him -- he's one of my favorites. i'd love to wish him a happy birthday in person. if i did, it would be like -- [ cheers and applause ]

♪ happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear tony happy birthday to me ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was great. that was great. who the hell was that guy? [ laughter ] anyway, happy birthday to tony bennett. you guys, we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! ♪ >> jimmy: how great is that? how great. he's just amazing. [ cheers and applause ] he's great. >> steve: did you see the way he walked off? doing it perfect. >> jimmy: he walked out perfectly.

>> steve: perfect. >> jimmy: as many of you know, it's "shark week!" [ cheers and applause ] so now it's time for a quick shark -- >> steve: shark fact! ♪ >> sharks are known to pee a little when they sneeze. [ cheers and applause ] >> a little salty. [ chomp ] >> jimmy: we've got a great show tonight, you guys. he's in the hit movie, "horrible bosses," and he has another big movie, "the change-up" out friday. the very funny -- we love him. jason bateman is here! [ cheers and applause ] oh, he's a great guy. so funny. from the new movie "rise of the planet of the apes," we've got the beautiful, frieda pinto! [ cheers and applause ] that's going to be a good one, too. and he's a show business icon, a timeless artist, the birthday boy himself, we'll be talking with tony bennett. he's going to be here. [ cheers and applause ] he's just amazing.

how great is that guy? and a great segue from tony bennett. we have music tonight from big audio dynamite performing right here. [ applause ] what other show has tony bennett and a member of the clash on the same show? it's kind of fun. you guys, it's time for "late night hashtags." here we go! ♪ hashtags hashtags hashtags hashtags hashtags ♪ ♪ come on and dim the lights party time switch on the strobe do what you like♪ ♪ we're going to have a ball tonight let's have a ball ♪ ♪ down at the slope that's tony bennett sang that. [ laughter ] right, and we have big audio dynamite, too. they sang -- ♪ i left my heart in san francisco ♪ anyways -- you guys, we have -- these are hashtags. these are lists on twitter where

we give you the topic and you send in the tweets. and since it's summer and a lot of people are going camping, i went on twitter and started a hashtag called "camping fail." [ laughter ] and i asked you guys at home to tweet out something embarrassing or awful that happened to you or someone you know while camping. something that totally you would call a total camping fail. we got thousands of tweets, in fact, at one point it was a worldwide trending topic, which is huge. [ cheers and applause ] so thank you for the tweets. thank you, guys. now, i thought i'd share some of my favorite camping fail tweets from you guys. here we go. this one is from @mrsdoubled. [ laughter ] >> steve: you know what they say, double ds, double ds. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: nobody says that. >> steve: yeah, well -- >> jimmy: i think it's like double d., like mrs -- >> steve: like diana durbin. >> jimmy: diana durbin, there you go. [ laughter ] mrsdoubled -- she says, once went camping with my husband's family, stayed up late drinking with his sisters, accidentally crawled into my father-in-law's tent. [ laughter ] >> steve: oh. double ds.

[ laughter ] henry. >> jimmy: double "d." >> steve: i've got too new pillows, ruth! [ laughter ] those aren't pillows! [ laughter ] i can see naples from here. >> jimmy: no, no, that's not true. [ laughter ] this one's from @farmhand86. he says, grandpa was blowing out the fire on his marshmallow and blew his false teeth into the fire. [ laughter ] looks like grandpa's having soup tonight, camping. >> steve: save it. save it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ew. [ laughter ] this one's form @soonerrn9, she says, friend lost her dog, marco, while camping. she was calling for him and all the other drunk campers were yelling polo. [ laughter ] >> steve: marco? polo! marco? >> jimmy: polo! >> steve: no, shut up! >> jimmy: polo.

>> marco. >> jimmy: polo. >> steve: marco. >> jimmy: polo. this one's from @britneylynn86. she says, tornado sirens went off. i wanted to find a safe place. my grandpa said, "if it's our time to die, then so be it." i was only 10. [ laughter ] want some tuna, becca? >> steve: no. well, honey, if it's our time to die, so be it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. [ grunts ] one drag. this one's from @cbrichards. she says, watching campfire witg hubby and 12-year-old son, thought it was a cool moment. then son says, "maybe if we keep staring, maybe it will turn into a tv." [ laughter ] this is boring. this fire's lame. [ laughter ]

>> steve: garrison. >> jimmy: what? i hate that name, too. >> steve: don't call me that. >> jimmy: call me gary. [ laughter ] >> steve: don't ever call me garrison. >> jimmy: don't you ever, ever, ever, in your life call me garrison. [ laughter ] and turn that fire down. [ laughter ] it's too loud! [ laughter ] >> steve: honey, just let him be. [ laughter ] he just has to sleep off the shrooms, and then he'll -- >> jimmy: leave me alone. you get don't it? this one's from @megaholic14. she says, made hot dogs, grandma started choking on one. due to all the commotion, the dog got too excited and started humping her leg. [ laughter ] oh, my gosh, sounds like a nightmare. oh my gosh.

grandma passed away and marco was humping her -- >> steve: polo. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: marco? marco! [ laughter ] this one's from @katekoppinger. she says, my uncle got swimmer's ear when camping in maine and blamed the beaver poop that was apparently in the lake. [ laughter ] >> steve: what? >> jimmy: yeah, i got beaver poop in my ear. [ laughter ] >> steve: too much beaver feces in that lake. >> jimmy: i don't know how you kids swim in that thing, man. i got bp spill in my ear. [ laughter and applause ] this one's from @slogan14. he says a friend's mom once said about tent camping "you can lay pole to pole or hole to hole but you can't lay pole to hole." [ laughter ] i'm going to go to bed. >> steve: i beg to differ! [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: this last one is from @tonymadison. she says they don't teach you not to put out a fire with tequila in school. r.i.p. paul's eyebrows. [ laughter ] there you have it. those were tonight's "late night" hashtags. [ cheers and applause ] to check out more of our favorites, go to latenightwithjimmyfallon.com. we'll be right back with more "late night" you guys. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] this is our beach. ♪ this is our pool. ♪ our fireworks. ♪ and our slip and slide. you have your idea of summer fun, and we have ours. now during the summer event get an exceptionally engineered mercedes-benz for an exceptional price. but hurry, this offer ends august 31st.

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest has starred on the award winning "arrested development" and countless hit movies, including this summer's current comedy hit "horrible bosses." he's got another big movie out this friday, "the change-up"! please welcome back to the show, jason bateman! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> hello. >> jimmy: just doing some light reading. just doing a little light reading. >> what have you got there, jimmy? >> just doing a little light reading right here. little bateman on the cover. >> who's that guy?

>> jimmy: bateman on the cover, and another cov on the inside of the cover. [ laughter ] and then if you don't like that cover, another cover on -- wait what's happening there? [ cheers and applause ] what's that all about? did they superimpose your head on my body? [ laughter ] i hate when they do that. >> this is just money well spent here. >> jimmy: hey, another cover. how many covers -- ? there's nothing but covers in this whole magazine. [ laughter ] >> it's the cover issue. >> jimmy: it's the cover issue. oh my gosh. somebody should do that. >> clearly, somebody got violently ill, a couple days before that shoot and they called me. >> jimmy: no. that's not true. they're calling you the boy of summer. >> listen, you get yourself a fine publicist like cara tripicchio and things like that are going to come your way. >> jimmy: yeah, that's very -- [ laughter ] -- see, a little hollywood tip for everyone out there, yeah. >> i should get a free month out of her for that. >> jimmy: no, you won't, though. you won't. i got to say, "horrible bosses" smash hit. congratulations, it was so funny. i loved it. [ cheers and applause ] >> not horrible. >> jimmy: not horrible. >> not horrible.

>> jimmy: deceiving title. >> with a title like that, you think oh, the critics are just salivating. "horrible bosses" aptly named. >> jimmy: yeah, no, it was not horrible. it was super duper funny. >> i was very -- >> jimmy: great, great cast of people in that. >> -- excited about the people -- [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: jennifer aniston, you got your sedeikis. your charlie day. >> your jamie foxx. >> jimmy: jamie foxx was great too. >> your kevin spacey, your colin farrell. >> jimmy: oh my god. everyone hit homers. it was just great. and now you have another one immediately coming out after. you're like, the summer's not over, slow down, dirt bags. [ laughter ] >> no, no. it's a little obnoxious. if i were -- i'm not smart enough to make the release decisions of these films. if i were, i would spread them out. i'm not the kind of guy that rushes down the stairs christmas morning and rips open all the presents all open at once. i like to like spread it out over the course of three to four weeks. >> jimmy: finish them on like easter. yeah, yeah. >> but no, these are high class problems. i'm certainly not complaining. >> jimmy: i mean, you're just working like crazy. do you have any time off at all? you do anything? >> a little bit of time off. but i'm not great with time off. you know? i'll get back in the drugs and the hookers.

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm glad you cleaned up by the way. i'm glad you cleaned up. >> thank you. no, golf was a big crutch for me. i don't miss it that much. >> jimmy: are you a big golfer? >> well, i was. it's not a sexy hobby. >> jimmy: miniature golf? [ laughter ] >> that would actually be edgy. [ laughter ] but my old golf buddies actually do call when they sense i have time off, and you know, they're like my old drug dealers. they'll call and they'll say, hey, man, you want to go get -- you want to go play a little bit? [ laughter ] want to go get a bag, except they're talking about a titleist bag, you know? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. bags of golf clubs. now you've got "the change-up" -- "the change up" is coming out right after. this movie is hilarious. it's you and ryan reynolds. the setup is kind of those switcheroo movie, where two people switch bodies, basically, but live the other lives. but basically, am i setting it up correctly? >> yes, well, it's an easy one to set up because it's been done a gazillion times.

[ laughter ] it is a tired concept at worst, but familiar at best. but both ryan and i had the same reaction when we were kind of pitched this idea before the script came. and we both kind of said, well why the hell would you want to do another body swap movie? but then they said -- they've never done and r-rated version. and we thought that's true. >> jimmy: now, this is an r-rated version. >> this is a capital r-rated version, yeah. [ laughter ] this is "r" for wrong. [ laughter ] this is written by the guys who wrote "the hangover," it's directed by the guy who did "wedding crashers." and it's -- >> jimmy: oh yeah. david -- >> david dobkin. >> jimmy: yeah. >> oh, it's great double barrel action. >> jimmy: he knows how to do comedy, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> yeah. and plus, there's ryan, who i've been friends for about fifteen years. and we always looked for something to do together. >> jimmy: i love ryan reynolds. you guys know each other? >> yeah, pretty well. when my wife heard that he was going to be the guy, she said that i just don't need to really

read the script, that i am doing it. i am doing the job. [ laughter ] she said, "so, you get to swap with ryan? is that right? any way that can happen in real life?" >> jimmy: no, come on. that is not -- >> she has been trying to get in ryan reynolds pants for 15 years. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's not true. this is your wife you're talking about. i know her, she would not do that. >> well, i have a kid that is going to be five in october. doesn't look like ryan yet but if she starts to look like ryan, there is going to be an issue. [ laughter ] there was a vacation we all took together about five years ago. >> jimmy: this is not true at all. >> no, it's not true. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but you -- while doing this, you found out some things about ryan reynolds that you did not know. >> i did. i did. i found out a few interesting things. i actually, i wrote down a couple here. >> jimmy: you did? >> i did. >> jimmy: well then that's perfect. because we have a new segment called "things you don't know about ryan reynolds." >> come on, really? >> jimmy: yeah. ♪ ♪ ryan reynolds [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy, i don't know if you know this.

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: no. these are things you don't know. >> but ryan reynolds finds the liberal use of words like cocaine and hooker to be vulgar. instead, he prefers the term "medicated sex guest." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: interesting. i did not know that. >> ryan reynolds, i don't know if you know this, was once arrested in fresno, this is true, for dating a medicated sex guest -- [ laughter ] -- in the face. >> jimmy: oh. [ laughter ] yeah, i did not know that. >> you can date somebody's face. [ laughter ] i have a picture for this one, jimmy. >> jimmy: okay. >> he guest starred on the "sesame street" as the letter "a." a not so thinly veiled attempt for children to witness him placing his face in an a-hole. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: i didn't know that. >> let me tell you something else you don't know about ryan reynolds. [ laughter ] this is number two. ryan found out that santa claus

wasn't real only after spending 45 minutes with him in the back of his panel van. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, see, yeah. i did know that, weirdly. >> you were at the same mall. >> jimmy: yes we were. yeah. >> the number one thing you guys did not know about ryan reynolds -- [ drumroll ] -- stars in "green lantern." [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: did you see he's on tomorrow? he's going to get you back. >> he's coming here tomorrow? >> jimmy: he's coming here tomorrow. >> oh no. >> jimmy: yeah, he's going to get you back. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, yeah, yeah it's going to be good. you guys we have a very funny clip from the change-up, here's jason bateman playing -- well it's ryan reynolds playing -- it's jason bateman playing -- >> much easier if you just buy a ticket and go see it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: watch the clip and you'll get what it is. >> i wrote a spring poem and miss byers only put angelica's poem up on the wall and she didn't put my poem up on the wall. why would she do that? i thought she liked me. >> your daughter is talking to you. >> what? >> she's talking to you.

>> well, you know kara, her poem was probably much better than yours. [ laughter ] >> hey. >> well, i didn't read the -- poem but maybe she can really turn a phrase. [ laughter and applause ] >> tell kara that her that her poem was good. you just hurt her feelings. >> i didn't read her poem either. you want me to lie to her? is that what this is? i don't care. >> kara, honey, your poem, which i did not read, was way, way better than the other girl's poem which i also did not read. [ laughter ] let's eat. >> jimmy: there you go. [ cheers and applause ] there, it's that simple. "the change-up" is in theaters everywhere this friday. more with jason bateman we come back you guys! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ male announcer ] applebee's 2 for $20 is back

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are back with the very funny jason bateman. his new movie, "the change-up" is in theatres this weekend. we were just talking during the commercial break and it's hard to believe that you've been in show business for 30 years. >> i know. >> jimmy: i mean, you've been around since you were a little

kid. >> that is true. i feel very, very fortunate. there has been a few -- a few lowlights, jimmy. >> jimmy: no. no, no. i mean, i -- can i -- if you don't mind, can i just cut you off? i want to show a clip from one of my favorites, from "tw2," that is -- >> oh, that's a good lowlight, right there. >> jimmy: no it's not. [ laughter ] "teen wolf too" is one of the greatest movies, right, you guys? [ cheers and applause ] they agree. >> they don't. >> jimmy: they do, though. "teen wolf too," t-o-o. >> we're working on "teen wolf 3" in 3-d, right now. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i don't know if you know that. >> jimmy: i don't know anything about that. "teen wolf 3." >> that's a nightmare i have every night. >> jimmy: no, it is not. [ laughter ] watch this scene and just see how good he is. [ light laughter ] >> yeah, what do you want? >> i -- >> well? well? come on, come on, i haven't got all day. [ deep voice ] >> i'd like to change some classes.

[ growling ] [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] [ growling ] >> have your professor sign this and bring it back here, but not to me. ♪ >> thank you. >> you're very welcome. >> jimmy: man, that is phenomenal. [ cheers and applause ] that's a great -- that was a great scene. you done did it. >> that's horrendous. it's just horrendous. >> jimmy: why? why would you say that? >> well, it is about 25 years ago. i've honed my craft a bit -- a bit since then. i mean, i'd -- you know, if i could go back in a time machine, i'd redo that scene. i redo it better. i wouldn't need the cheesy effects and it's -- it's tough. >> jimmy: you think you can do it better if you did it again? >> i know i can do it better. i know i could do it better. >> jimmy: you want to give it another shot, right now? >> how's that? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: let's take another shot at it. >> what? let's do it! [ cheers and applause ]

i'm hugging, i'm hugging. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ready, jason bateman? and action. [ laughter ] >> by the way, the hair is exactly the same. [ laughter ] exactly the same. yours is close. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, what do you want? >> i -- well -- uh -- >> jimmy: uh -- duh -- duh -- duh -- duh -- duh -- duh -- well? [ mockingly ] well? well? [ laughter ] come on. i ain't got all day! >> i swear to god, you look like an aged rerun -- [ laughter ] -- from "what's happening?" a 60-year-old rerun fred berry.

>> jimmy: never. >> i would -- here comes the quality. >> jimmy: okay. >> i would like to change -- [ light laughter ] some classes. wrinkle, wrinkle, wrinkle. ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and then the teeth. and then this. [ laughter ] and i wish you could see my tail right now. [ laughter ] here -- you -- are. have your professor -- sign this and bring it back here. but -- but -- not to me. [ light laughter ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: you're welcome. >> scene! >> jimmy: there you go. you did it! [ cheers and applause ] >> that felt good. that felt real good. >> jimmy: that felt real good. you did it. >> that felt good. redemption. [ applause ] >> jimmy: "the change-up" is in theaters this friday. [ cheers and applause ] go see this movie. jason bateman! freida pinto joins us next!

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planet of the apes" is in theaters on friday. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome freida pinto. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh my gosh. >> thank you. >> jimmy: freida pinto, oh my gosh. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: you are -- you're so pretty. gosh, you're gorgeous. >> oh, thank you. you're very pretty too. >> jimmy: thank you. [ laughter ] so much. i appreciate you saying that. >> not many people tell you that, right? >> jimmy: that is the truth, they don't. yeah, exactly. now, you're originally from -- >> india. >> jimmy: yes. mumbai? >> mumbai. >> jimmy: yeah, mumbai. >> yes. >> jimmy: now, do you go back there at all? >> often, when i get a little bit of downtime, i -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> -- when i spend too much time outside of india and i crave home -- >> jimmy: you do? >> -- i just go -- i do. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so, i just go back home. >> jimmy: you do, yeah. are you going to go back this summer? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you are? >> the summer really -- what you call summer out here -- we'd already monsoon in india and mumbai. >> jimmy: oh no. >> so we have heavy rains at the moment. >> jimmy: so you don't want to go out now. monsoon weather.

>> it's not bad. it's not as bad as your heat wave. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hey, what are talking -- that wasn't -- oh really? that was a heat wave! in new york city? >> well, you haven't really been to mumbai to you don't -- you really don't know what a heat wave is. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: wait, really? was it that funny? i mean, it was like 95 here. >> that's what everybody told me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and real humid. >> well, that's what everybody told me and i walked out and i was like, "okay, it's going to be really hot" and it was nothing. i really laughed. i was all jokes, right? >> jimmy: really? [ light laughter ] unbelievable. now, you grew up in india. did you watch american tv? >> uh, yeah, i did. quite a bit. one of my favorite shows was actually "small wonder." do you remember that one? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "small wonder," wait. >> yes. >> jimmy: with vicki, the -- the robot girl? >> oh my god, i just forgot what "v.i.c.i." stands for, but -- it actually stands for a technological term. >> jimmy: that's right, yeah. it was like -- god, it's like "voice --" >> "voice --" >> jimmy: -- "child" -- something. [ light laughter ] "v.i.c.i." i know marla -- >> "intelligent -- something," right? >> jimmy: "intelligent something." >> something, yeah. >> jimmy: i know the mom from that really well. >> oh, you do? >> jimmy: yeah.

>> joan. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i know all the characters. i know them. >> jimmy: do you know the theme? >> um, the song? >> jimmy: yeah. >> i just know the first lines. ♪ she's a small wonder [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i love that you know "small wonder." that is such a good, weird reference. "small wonder" was the best. and she was like -- [ monotone robot voice ] "i want to play kickball with you boys today." and then she'd kick the ball, like, into the next neighborhood. >> and do you remember the knock on the door? >> jimmy: no. [ rhythmic knocking ] >>don't you remember the neighbors, bonnie and harriet? >> jimmy: yes, i do -- [ laughter ] i love that you know "small wonder." this is so fun. >> i loved "small wonder." my aunt had the vcr -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> -- of all the episodes and we'd watch them over and over again. my sister and i loved it. >> jimmy: oh my gosh. that's super cool. come on, that's -- how cute is that -- >> i know. >> jimmy: -- that you know "small wonder"? and you also like too -- i was going to say -- "three's company." >> i did. i did. i mean, that was -- >> jimmy: these are classic shows. >> yeah, it was slightly later. "small wonder" was when i was really little and -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> "three's company" came a bit later. >> jimmy: well, it's an acquired taste. >> yeah, that's -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. once you get into larry dallas -- >> no, i watched it recently. there was, i think, some kind of repeat or something on one of

the channels -- >> jimmy: tv land or something. >> yeah, and it's quite entertaining, even now. it's something that you can go back to and still enjoy. i don't know. i still can. >> jimmy: i love it. >> i still can, yeah. i think it's fantastic. larry dallas is my man. [ light laughter ] shout out to the regal beagle. [ laughter ] now, we've got to talk about "rise of the planet of the apes." >> m-hmm. >> jimmy: i am so excited about this. >> yeah. >> jimmy: "planet of the apes --" everyone remembers "planet of the apes." like the apes take over, charlton heston -- this is the prequel to that, which is right now. >> this is very different. yeah, yeah -- the reason why it's different is because, obviously, it's a prequel. and our story really deals with current times. it's set in the present-day, dealing with relevant topics for the day and it's about this -- [ coughs ] -- scientific experiment that is actually meant to enhance -- actually find a cure for human illness that goes terribly wrong. and then you have ape revolution, so it's very interesting. i love -- >> jimmy: but james franco is the scientist? >> the scientist. >> jimmy: and -- >> andy serkis plays caesar, the ape. >> jimmy: this is amazing. so there -- you never actually did any scenes with any apes? >> no.

>> jimmy: besides james franco. [ laughter ] >> no comment, but -- >> jimmy: no, he's a good guy, he's a good guy. i like that guy. but look at this guy -- andy serkis. >> yeah, that's him. >> jimmy: and this was the guy -- he was in "lord of the rings." and played gollum, right? >> yes. >> jimmy: he did a bunch of the stuff. >> and "king kong." >> jimmy: and "king kong" as well. look at -- that's him. and this is him again. him as -- him and the -- so that's what you see when you see the movie. you don't see this cause that would just be weird. [ laughter ] but isn't that wild? so that -- that's amazing. >> but that's actually quite sad that not many people know that it's really played by this man. because every emotion that you see, caesar -- that caesar has in the film, it's all andy serkis, everything. >> jimmy: really? >> body language, everything. >> jimmy: how do they do that? >> i think he's just fantastic and we have a weta, which was used on "avatar." >> jimmy: okay. >> which, i guess now it's just getting more and more advanced. and the difference between "avatar" and our film is that we took our film out in the open, whereas "avatar" was shot like, in a studio. so we've gone like -- weta has gone one step further and tried something different.

>> jimmy: is that right? so you can just add -- he can be the monkey anywhere? [ laughter ] >> exactly. he can be a monkey in the wild. >> jimmy: that's wild. >> and an ape, actually. >> jimmy: an ape, yes? and here is where he's a baby ape. >> yeah. >> jimmy: adorable. >> but that's -- but this is him -- he was a normal, human man, like this, jumping around you. >> right. >> jimmy: and they shrunk him down and made him into a -- >> i guess so, because -- >> jimmy: -- a diddy kong? >> actually, no, we had -- [ laughter ] -- we had a girl named devon who played -- who did all the body language bits for little caesar. and then, andy did everything else. but all the emotions are all andy, from beginning to end. >> jimmy: you guys are going to freak out when you see this clip. here's freida pinto and james franco in "rise of the planet of the apes." take a look. >> now, he won't stay this way for long. he's going to soon grow into a large, powerful animal. i love chimpanzees. i'm also afraid of them. ♪ and it's a good thing to be afraid of them.

[ ape hooting ] >> never hurt anything like -- [ laughing ] [ ape hooting ] hey! he's happy. >> yeah, i can see that. can we at least give him some open space? >> yeah. that's probably a good idea. >> jimmy: that is amazing to me. [ cheers and applause ] that is so amazing. you're a great help. thanks so much. >> oh, thank you. >> jimmy: please come back whenever you want to. >> thank you. i'd love to. >> jimmy: freida pinto. [ cheers and applause ] "rise of the planet of the apes" is in theaters on friday. we'll be right back with tony bennett, you guys! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ we'll never stop sharing our memories, or getting lost in a good book. we'll always cook dinner, and cheer for our favorite team. we'll still go to meetings, make home movies, and learn new things.

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is an entertainment industry legend and we are honored not only to have him visit the show but to have him here on his 85 birthday. on september 20, the follow up to his grammy-winning album, "duets," will be available. it's called "duets ii" and it's another superstar lineup. please welcome back to our show, mr. tony bennett! ♪ happy birthday to ya happy birthday to ya happy birthday happy birthday to ya ♪ ♪ happy birthday to ya happy birthday happy birthday to ya ♪ >> jimmy: gentlemen, tony bennett. [ cheers and applause ] wow. happy, happy, happy birthday. >> well, thank you very much. >> jimmy: 85, ocho-cinco. [ light laughter ] that's what you should call yourself for this year. you call yourself ocho-cinco. >> what is ocho-cinco? [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: it's just -- it's 85. [ laughter ] i don't know. i don't know. >> that's a hell of an ad-lib. >> jimmy: thank you, yeah. [ laughter ] hey, i was -- we were talking backstage and i was saying that this studio, where we shoot our show, is very historical. studio 6b was originally where johnny carson -- >> that's right. >> jimmy: -- started "the tonight show." and then you told me -- >> i was on the very first johnny carson show. [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: so i mean -- you were on that show. [ cheers and applause ] >> that's right. he had mel brooks -- thank you very much. we had mel brooks, joan crawford, rudy vallee -- a very early singer that a lot of the young folks won't know about. >> jimmy: oh sure, they will, yeah. and then, who intro'd the whole -- then intro'd johnny. who intro'd the whole show? but groucho marx. >> groucho marx introduced johnny carson. >> jimmy: i mean, what a show! >> and i'll never forget, at the end of the show, he got up, right over there and he said, "well, that's the first one. let's see how it goes." [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: that is so johnny carson, right? [ as carson ] "that's the first one. let's see how it goes." [ laughter ] >> exactly. >> jimmy: and now, here you are. let's see how it goes -- look, it's 2011, you have "duets ii" coming out september 20 and look at these names, oh my gosh. you have everyone from lady gaga to -- [ laughter ] you have k.d. -- you have johnathan, willie nelson, queen latifah. you have amy winehouse, which is a -- >> we went all over the world with these artists, you know? we traveled with andrea bocelli through pisa, italy. and we went for -- amy winehouse was in london. that's the last record she ever made. >> jimmy: that's heartbreaking, huh? that she's not with us anymore. >> it was an amazing experience. we went all over the world to record with these artists, where they live. >> jimmy: but that's wild. and you're doing a cool thing with the amy winehouse song, which is "body and soul." >> right, right, it's wonderful. >> jimmy: you're going to release it early? >> well, we're releasing it early because her father wants to teach all the young people in the world to stay away from very hard drugs, you know? and so we're doing a -- he's creating a foundation and the

record that i made with her -- the royalties that i'm supposed to get and put in the bank, we're going to forget about that and put it to that foundation. >> jimmy: oh my gosh. >> so that's [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very, very cool of you to do that. you're a gentleman, as always. >> but you know -- the last record we made, that we finished last night, was with lady gaga -- [ cheers and applause ] -- and i want to tell you, she is one of the most talented people i've ever met. i couldn't believe -- we did "the lady is a tramp" and it's fantastic swing arrangement. >> jimmy: yeah, and -- >> she's dynamite. >> jimmy: she's phenomenal, i mean -- >> she is. >> jimmy: she's got a great voice too. >> she's very intelligent. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> she really is very -- >> jimmy: she gets it. >> -- creative. very creative person. >> jimmy: oh my gosh. and "lady is a tramp." i love that. you and her doing that. [ laughter ] fantastic. come on. you got to love mr. tony bennett, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] the birthday boy! come on back, everybody. big audio dynamite performs next! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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>> jimmy: our next guests are touring the states for the first time since the early '90s. they're here tonight to play a brand new song called "rob peter, pay paul." please welcome big audio dynamite! [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. 1, 2, 3, 4 -- ♪ ♪ ♪ some people got everything some nothing at all i took this profession ♪ ♪ 'cause i had no choice at all if you were smart you won't listen ♪ ♪ wouldn't answer when i call ♪ ♪ i tried to go straight couldn't quite fake it ♪ ♪ you don't treat me fair

so i've got to take it gonna take it all ♪ ♪ if you're gonna rob peter you better pay paul i got my pride ♪ ♪ i want to stand tall it's lifting you up but it's been my downfall ♪ ♪ hey hey if you're gonna rob peter you better pay paul ♪ ♪ where is the justice what happened to the law let me ask ♪ ♪ the question who's you working for my tv is laughing ♪ ♪ making me feel small

like sitting in a cell i clearly see it all ♪ ♪ i can't see your name so i jump on the wall ♪ ♪ i got my pride i want to stand tall it's lifting you up but it's been my downfall ♪ ♪ hey hey if you're gonna rob peter you better pay paul ♪ ♪ where is the justice what happened to the law talking bout fallout and thinking civil war ♪ ♪ we pass around the plate me, i had to take it but you lay down the law so i've got to break it ♪

♪ gonna break them all ♪ if you're gonna rob peter you better pay paul i got my pride i want to stand tall ♪ ♪ it's lifting you up but it's been my downfall ♪ ♪ hey hey if you're gonna rob peter you better pay paul ♪ ♪ ♪ hey hey if you're gonna rob peter you better pay paul ♪ ♪ hey hey if you're gonna rob peter you better pay paul ♪